Visited our friends Graeme and Katie in Vancouver last week. Both of them adore cats but are massively allergic. Still, they haven’t ruled out the possibility of a cat joining their household someday.
Spouse: But you’d need two, to keep each other company. Though some cats are okay being alone. CMY would love being an only cat.
Me: The problem is, she’d want ME to be her person. And I’m pretty sure I’m polycatual.
Graeme: (guffaws) Polycatual.